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May 27 2017

19:33

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

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pettyqueer:

WHEN YOUR CRUSH GIVES YOU A CUTE NICKNAME 

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14:51

decomprosed:

setheverman:

anyone else been tired since the fucking byzantine period?

reblog if you’re still in your late antiquity phase and every day you wake up is just like “constantiNOPEle”

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lagonegirl:

On his couch watching TV I guess… Now white Americans are scared of Muslims because our Government made everything to make people in the middle East hate our country. And it’s important to say that we CAN’T stop this madness #Islamophobia until US get it’s nose out of Syria and Afghanistan. There would always be scared / unstable people here. And they gonna attack brown people until our foreign policy treat Muslim countries like it does today. Media inspires them with fear of Muslims to justify military aggression in that part of the world and vice versa.

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When your mutuals are going through some shit

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chleopatrapaige:

falconpunchyourmom:

yo I feel attacked. 

Tbh

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unsettlingstories:

Like if you’re waiting for salad. Reblog if you’re all fuckin’ tired and shit.

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lagonegirl:

It is important to preserve the legacy of traitors, losers and racists, I guess.

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jamaicanblackcastoroil:

futureblackpolitician:

Plus this is so cute like???

As if they would even have a chance to have a gf in the first place lmao

14:23

only-1-a:

catphistopheles:

writing-prompt-s:

Years ago, you promised your firstborn to a witch. Since then, despite your best efforts, you can’t seem to get laid. The witch is starting to get pretty pissed.

Y’all get together to discuss your options and she starts coaching you on how to get men because she doesn’t want to waste more magic on you without promise of payment. The more time you guys spend together the more you realize you have a bit of a crush on her. Soon you’re sabotaging your dates on purpose to see her again. 

Long story short you fall in love and get married and do the sperm donor thing AND YOUR FIRSTBORN IS HERS BY DEFAULT and you live happily ever after. The end.

Baby cries in the middle of the night

Witch: Ughhhhh. It’s your turn.

You: You bought it. You handle it.

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tamakid:

I got a lot of asks about this so I made a tutorial on how I was able to emulate the 80s aesthetic, please keep in mind I’m not an expert and what I put here is just what I personally did. I hope you guys like it and hope it helps

go crazy kids

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iamallybee:

When you tell your friend a really bad pun;

@SuperAwesomeNinjaKitty You. All the time.

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